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Above: The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Benji
The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
January 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile rams
This grinning presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a singing rendition of the Circus Address by an aboriginie replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo thingy.
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