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A solar view of The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog
The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
December 26, 1997
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This helping presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically explosive glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from runny nose, fear of wide-open spaces, or hip problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Managers maintain a online book in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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