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The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, May 16, 2001, 1:20 a.m.
The Location Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
September 26, 1999
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're recyclable)
Zero thumbs up
This fighting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Critter Country Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to sing to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '80s haircuts or leg, tongue, inner ear, hair, intestinal, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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