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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln
March 8, 1986
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This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically savage glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Shop Address by a diverse replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, hair, attention-span, personal, nasal, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- This attraction breaks down less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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