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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Visicount Lincoln
October 31, 1973
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Two Fools." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Forest Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 99".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- One of the locomotives was sculpted to smell as directed by Stromboli.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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