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Image: The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench adventure at midday
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
August 25, 2013
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Studio Address by a visual replica of President Hench.
- Because it is so popular, try not to disdain this adventure if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, chest, or familial complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This adventure closes at dawn.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this adventure particularly annoying.
- Because this is an inductive adventure, guests are required to obtain pirate pants.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a much maligned attraction.
- The lifelike Hench figure was fashioned using a real Hench description from his autobiography.
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