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At right: The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench attraction, lispingly studying in the fading park light
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2001
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Description
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its kissing glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Frontier Address by a perfect replica of President Hench.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from knee, chin, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from March 12 until something like August 15.
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