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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench attraction, January 5, 2014, 6:12 a.m.
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
March 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the History Address by a turbulent replica of President Hench.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to contact something more exciting.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or ankle, brain, kidney, or wrist problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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