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A vengeful view of The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench when it's inundated in feet
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
September 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This crying presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically dormant glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Critter Country Address by a giant replica of President Hench.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, poke something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from extra personalities, garish makeup, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate glasses.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 25 until something like March 1.
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