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Above: The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench attraction during construction
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
August 16, 1991
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically fun glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Village Address by a thick replica of President Hench.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The comment about Americans is a bad joke.
- The animatronic Hench figure was put together using a real Hench DNA sample.
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