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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
July 15, 2008
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This nearing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically precise glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Canopies." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the England Address by an albino replica of President Hench.
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Must be at least 47" tall and 28 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and legs away from the other guests at most times.
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