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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench attraction at park opening
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with John Hench
August 13, 1968
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This boring presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically ethereal glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an operational replica of President Hench.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains exploding effects.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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