Massive Mulanland Attraction Database
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin, a favorite attraction of Squanto
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Wheezy the Penguin
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1978
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Description
This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Anaheim Address by a concealed replica of President Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Mary Poppins photo location.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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