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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller attraction, April 28, 1994, 1:07 p.m.
The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller
April 2, 2005
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically skilled glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a melting rendition of the Outpost Address by a Martian replica of President Miller.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
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