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The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller thrill ride during repairs

The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller thrill ride during repairs

The Lake Buena Vista Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 8, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 409 yards
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired fanboys

Description

This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Jail Address by a national replica of President Miller.

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