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Above: The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody
The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
April 13, 1956
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This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically indigenous glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the United States Address by a simple replica of President Salmonpants.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 33".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from another attraction.
- The artificial Salmonpants figure was assembled using a real Salmonpants descendent.
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