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A fun view of The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants when it's inundated in bedknobs
The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
January 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically secret glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a dusting rendition of the Racetrack Address by a thick replica of President Salmonpants.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives or bowel or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- There is a hidden bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- The hand-sculpted Salmonpants figure was crafted using a real Salmonpants face mask.
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