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Above: The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
The Kingdom Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Fred Salmonpants
June 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
This smearing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Plaza Address by a feral replica of President Salmonpants.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may talk to people near you.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or inner ear, chest, clothing, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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