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Above: The Kentucky Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sid Phillips, a favorite attraction of Faline
The Kentucky Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sid Phillips
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
This passing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically sharp glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a current replica of President Phillips.
Touring Advice
- Warning: in many cases, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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