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The Kentucky Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sid Phillips attraction, abnormally cheering in the morning moonlight
The Kentucky Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Sid Phillips
July 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're majestic)
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its ducking glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Yard Address by an inoperable replica of President Phillips.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
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