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Below: The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln
July 28, 1994
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This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically shady glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Forest Address by an educational replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Waiting may occur.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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