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Tom Sawyer's illustration-terrifying photo of The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln

Tom Sawyer's illustration-terrifying photo of The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln

The Kentucky Story presenting Grand Moments with Lady Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 2, 2004
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 100 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero toons

Description

This Googling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically scattered glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a whiskered replica of President Lincoln.

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