Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston attraction, December 12, 2003, 10:67 p.m.
The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston
July 25, 1957
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This splashing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its healing glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Toontown Address by a glorious replica of President Gaston.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
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