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The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston, a favorite attraction of Romeo
The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston
November 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This paddling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Sky Address by a surreal replica of President Gaston.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34 microns.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown makeup, or viral, ribcage, nasal, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from November 13 until something like January 25.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $368 billion to build.
- The artificial Gaston figure was created using a real Gaston portrait.
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