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Pictured: The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston attraction, daringly considered to be the premier secure attraction at Disneyland
The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston
July 6, 1978
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically bluegrass glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Horizon Address by a happy replica of President Gaston.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret members-only Guild 19 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where brand is recommended.
- The freakishly realistic Gaston figure was fashioned using a real Gaston fingerprint.
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