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The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary

Above: The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary

The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1999
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 132 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Less than zero tikis

Description

This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the Midwest Address by a pneumatic replica of President Gaston.

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