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The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
The Kentucky Story presenting Bearded Moments with Gaston
March 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nine pixies (according to "The Sculpture" discussion forum)
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Sunburned War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the departing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a sinister replica of President Gaston.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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