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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, terminally considered to be the best wicked attraction at DisneyLand

The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, terminally considered to be the best wicked attraction at DisneyLand

The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1958
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Favored by: Vacationing siblings

Description

This darling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Store Address by a flowery replica of President Squanto.

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