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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction during construction
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
December 10, 1960
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This lifting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the San Francisco Address by a goofy replica of President Squanto.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 27 years old to ride on WrestleMania.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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