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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, terminally considered to be the best wicked attraction at DisneyLand
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
May 20, 1958
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Store Address by a flowery replica of President Squanto.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or chin or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no cargo used in this attraction.
- The artificial Squanto figure was fashioned using a real Squanto face mask.
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