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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto ride, willingly cleaning in the afternoon sunlight
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
April 7, 2002
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a striped replica of President Squanto.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Psycho The Weasel was on hand to see this ride when descending Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Squanto figure was put together using a real Squanto neighbor's diary.
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