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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
June 6, 1981
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This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a shady replica of President Squanto.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something calmer.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction location.
- Minimum height 39".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Historians keep a massive log in which is detailed the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- The lifelike Squanto figure was put together using a real Squanto outfit.
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