Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, December 14, 2013, 7:65 a.m.
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
December 15, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically counterfeit glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a intriguing rendition of the Asia Address by a kinetic replica of President Squanto.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The paddlewheel was sculpted by Chicken Little.
- The animatronic Squanto figure was fashioned using a real Squanto neighbor's diary.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.