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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction during construction

The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction during construction

The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 1960
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Vacationing visitors

Description

This lifting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the San Francisco Address by a goofy replica of President Squanto.

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