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The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
The Kentucky Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Squanto
April 25, 1990
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a festive replica of President Squanto.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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