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The Jungle Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst red attraction at DisneyLand

The Jungle Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst red attraction at DisneyLand

The Jungle Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1969
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

This descending presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically small glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the House Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.

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