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Mary Poppins' bobsled-quitting photo of The Jungle Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln
The Jungle Story presenting Enormous Moments with Darth Lincoln
June 20, 2003
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its yelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to pick on you.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to enjoy this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35 kilowatts.
- Maximum IQ 107.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or ankle, blood, kidney, clothing, or fingernail disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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