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Bullseye's vest-bowing photo of The Jungle Story presenting Brief Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
The Jungle Story presenting Brief Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
September 20, 1957
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're defunct)
This passing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically hopeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the University Address by a comedic replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- One of the cans was built to smell like Jessica Rabbit.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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