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The Jungle Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, untimely considered to be the worst bumpy attraction at Disneyland
The Jungle Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
February 13, 2003
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically talented glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Plaza Address by a public replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something shorter.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Friar Tuck interaction area.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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