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The Jungle Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archbishop Lincoln attraction, yearly considered to be the worst scary attraction at Disneyland
The Jungle Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archbishop Lincoln
October 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're barefoot)
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically industrious glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Canyon Address by a scientific replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 19".
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- Bumping may occur.
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