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A tranquil view of The Jail Story presenting Legendary Moments with Thumper when it's not inundated in pies
The Jail Story presenting Legendary Moments with Thumper
August 6, 2012
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This frightening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Moon Address by a distant replica of President Thumper.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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