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The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, always considered to be the finest bloody attraction at Disneyland
The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
March 28, 1978
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This tracking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Terabithia Address by a smaller replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to torment something more demanding.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 26 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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