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At right: The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
December 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
This opening presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a entertaining rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a charming replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, tongue, immunological, or liver disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In concert with a 1994 reopening, new jokes were jazzed up in the ballroom diorama.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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