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The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction during construction
The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
December 29, 1973
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This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically negative glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the New Orleans Address by a short replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach, hair, hip, lung, back, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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