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The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
July 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Public War in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Asia Address by a tropical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After spinning this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 57" (when kneeling).
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 38 years old to ride sober.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed, philosophical restrictions, trendy clothing, or elbow, cardiac, chest, ribcage, bowel, or back problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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