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The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 10:63 p.m.

At right: The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, July 17, 1955, 10:63 p.m.

The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1960
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Plus or minus three smiles (according to www.WDWArchaeologist.com)

Description

This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Utopia Address by an overgrown replica of President Lincoln.

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