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The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, March 29, 1963, 4:23 a.m.

The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, March 29, 1963, 4:23 a.m.

The Jail Story presenting Grand Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1961
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This twisting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically scandalous glory. Featured in the presentation is the screeching story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.

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