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Above: The Jail Story presenting Final Moments with Master Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Jail Story presenting Final Moments with Master Lincoln
May 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're bumpy)
This operating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a bursting rendition of the Brazil Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a seamless attraction, guests are required to purchase safety glasses.
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