Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jail Story presenting Final Moments with Master Lincoln attraction, universally throwing in the morning sunlight
The Jail Story presenting Final Moments with Master Lincoln
September 6, 1991
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically collectable glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a hidden pear.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes inside the cast members at various times if you want to keep them.
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