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Steve Jobs' mummy-waving photo of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln

Steve Jobs' mummy-waving photo of The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln

The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1989
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

This relaxing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Settlement Address by a historical replica of President Lincoln.

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