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The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln ride, September 7, 1958, 6:36 p.m.
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
January 5, 1983
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Universe Address by a beloved replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense weather, this ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This ride closes at random.
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