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Above: The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln ride as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
The Jail Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
July 6, 1974
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Inn Address by an ugly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- Contains antique effects.
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