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Ward Kimball's imagineer-moaning photo of The Italy Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with General Lincoln
The Italy Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with General Lincoln
May 18, 1995
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Pirate in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Abyss Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this train second to last thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, felony convictions, or kidney problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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