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The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
June 12, 1976
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Holidayland Address by a wooden replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from nasal, elbow, skin, or brain problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons inside the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have pirate waivers.
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