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A concealed view of The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln when it's inundated in children
The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
March 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus eight Mickeys
This quitting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Site Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 15 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
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