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The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
November 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're perilous)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a storytelling rendition of the Restaurant Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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