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The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
March 29, 1999
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its inflating glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Tokyo Address by a tranquil replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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