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Above: The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier indigenous attraction at Disneyland
The Italy Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
April 5, 2007
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 65" (on your birthday).
- Pregnant pears should not ride.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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