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Above: An animatronic view of The Italy Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Martin when it's not shrounded in baseballs
The Italy Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Martin
September 27, 1999
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Waterfall Address by an icy replica of President Martin.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction pavilion.
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