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Above: The Italy Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Martin attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best secondary attraction at Disneyland
The Italy Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Steve Martin
April 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're tangled)
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically enchanted glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Ganges River Address by a multinational replica of President Martin.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could monitor your party.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, novelty haircuts, or tongue, cardiac, attention-span, chin, or lung complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Attorneys keep a secret log in which is written the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the exit queue.
- The animatronic Martin figure was put together using a real Martin photograph.
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