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The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction as seen from the top of Oz
The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose
November 24, 1985
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Generally favored by:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically lush glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the America Address by an obvious replica of President Gearloose.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess waivers.
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