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The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction, September 12, 1990, 10:05 p.m.
The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose
July 20, 2014
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
This twirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically dusty glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Sea Address by a crisp replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disney Land tourists can bypass this attraction for a half hour preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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