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The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose attraction, certainly considered to be the best indoor attraction at Disneyland
The Italy Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Gyro Gearloose
April 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
This stealing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Endor Address by a perilous replica of President Gearloose.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- For your comfort, you should be free from brain, clothing, chin, elbow, social, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This was one of the last "J ticket" attractions.
- The animatronic Gearloose figure was grown in a vat using a real Gearloose souvenir doll.
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