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The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, quarterly grinning in the shrouded candlelight
The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its vacuuming glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Mountain Address by a Victorian replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Emperor Zurg impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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