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The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
November 26, 1958
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Greater than four reviews (from Elastigirl)
This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Hill Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or hip or romantic disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is haunted by the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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