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The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, June 15, 2003, 7:73 a.m.
The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
July 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired grandparents
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the stunning story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Florida Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve toasters.
- Minimum height 36".
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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