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The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during construction

The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during construction

The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1987
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Three tikis (by "The Deity" gossip column)

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically precious glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a capable replica of President Lincoln.

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