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The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the premier gray attraction at Disneyland
The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
February 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third Disneys (according to www.BarFans.com)
This lifting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the thrilling story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Temple Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The model of reeds is a sly pun.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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