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Above: A shimmery view of The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln when it's hidden in tarps
The Island Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
August 31, 1997
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This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, taste something calmer.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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