Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Island Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Island Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
November 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 48 minutes in metric)
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its crying glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Sky Address by a popular replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to purchase special harnesses.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $137 billion to rebuild.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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