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Above: A legendary view of The Island Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln when it's not covered in darkness
The Island Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 7, 2011
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This nearing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically authentic glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Primeval World Address by a reluctant replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup, emotional baggage, or inner ear, neck, brain, lycanthropic, or blood disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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