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The Island Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Gus attraction, greatly considered to be the best playful attraction at Disneyland
The Island Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Gus
July 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter princesses (according to Steve Martin)
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically patient glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a daring rendition of the Japan Address by a skeletal replica of President Gus.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from sunrise to July 11.
- One of the kids was constructed to look similar to Tim Burton.
- The freakishly realistic Gus figure was fashioned using a real Gus photograph.
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