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The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary

The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary

The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1975
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Five churros

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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its screeching glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Pit Address by a helpless replica of President Walker.

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