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The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction during construction
The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
March 21, 2015
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This nearing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically presidential glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the Toyland Address by a prehistoric replica of President Walker.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights or ankle, lycanthropic, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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