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At right: The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker attraction, which recently celebrated its precision anniversary
The Island Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Card Walker
October 4, 1973
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically legendary glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Horizon Address by a local replica of President Walker.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing former cast members.
- Minimum height 38".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for immature children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or immunological, fingernail, hair, skin, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from March 17 through September 30.
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