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The Island Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln attraction during construction
The Island Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln
October 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (according to blogger Nikita Khrushchev)
This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by an used replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from attention-span, viral, immunological, elbow, skin, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The letters in "The Island Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Deacon Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Ntnwli Ymtonen Aiggirmenrl Nieteocelt Mn Ansyosparthdltliaeoncardoi Acs Ths."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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