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Above: The Interior Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
The Interior Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Earl Lincoln
July 2, 1958
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This quitting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically immense glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the House Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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