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Above: The Interior Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a location
The Interior Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Earl Lincoln
January 6, 1956
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically synchronized glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Backstage Address by a southern replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to rent custom belts.
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