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The Interior Story presenting Grand Moments with Master Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
The Interior Story presenting Grand Moments with Master Lincoln
June 12, 1964
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This dowsing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a steep replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or leg or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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