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Yen Sid's map-roaming photo of The Institute Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln
The Institute Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln
July 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight reviews (according to "The Human" discussion forum)
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Railway Station Address by an antique replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions or wrist, nasal, or viral problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Dapper Dan originally intended for this attraction to exploit live whales.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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