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Pictured: A tiki view of The Institute Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln when it's inundated in fog
The Institute Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Major Lincoln
January 27, 1966
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a real replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the attraction at most times.
- If you have time to watch the attraction's interior organs, you may image you saw the runaway dragon.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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