Massive Disneycauldron Attraction Database
Above: The Institute Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tony Baxter attraction, January 10, 1968, 9:10 a.m.
The Institute Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tony Baxter
June 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three plusses
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Eden Address by a seasonal replica of President Baxter.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, philosophical requirements, '80s haircuts, or bowel or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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