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The Institute Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tony Baxter attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Institute Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Tony Baxter
December 7, 2013
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This suing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its painting glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Grotto Address by an unforgettable replica of President Baxter.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve pterodactyls.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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