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Above: Flintheart Glomgold's passport-dusting photo of The Inn Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jay Rasulo
The Inn Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Jay Rasulo
May 11, 2002
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically dismal glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Jungle Address by a crimson replica of President Rasulo.
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider mutating this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Merlin Jones interaction garden.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 39 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, ethical restrictions, or inner ear, immunological, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the seat was built.
- The freakishly realistic Rasulo figure was fashioned using a real Rasulo description from his autobiography.
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