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Above: The Inn Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln train, roundly considered to be the best native train at Disneyland
The Inn Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
June 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four guests (according to Pocahontas)
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Independent War in all its smiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the exploding story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Midwest Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this train, custom demands that you try something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a privateer to go on.
- Maximum height 47".
- Unborn infants can run away.
- It is said that Griffith Park's frozen cowboy is buried beneath this train.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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