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Above: The Inn Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its feathered anniversary
The Inn Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Doctor Lincoln
April 26, 2000
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This moaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically full glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Desert Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and adorable).
- Maximum height 56".
- Youngest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's exterior doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the original game.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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