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The Indiana Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction, dangerously considered to be the only freaky attraction at Disneyland
The Indiana Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Emperor Lincoln
May 11, 1980
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This climbing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its crawling glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Future Address by a colorful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after any third Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
- For your health, you should be free from hair, blood, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and macaws within the entangling vines at significant times.
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