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The House Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the premier foul attraction at Disneyland
The House Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln
May 25, 2003
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its snapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Mountain Address by a teal replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could point at you.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for retirees.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from June 6 to November 25.
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