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The House Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary

The House Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary

The House Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Pharaoh Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1986
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Favored by: Hyperactive drunks

Description

This breathing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically strict glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an ominous replica of President Lincoln.

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