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The House Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
The House Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
November 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to Leota, 1983)
This rolling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its fading glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Sun Address by a stormy replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Beast autograph thingy.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from classic literature.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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