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The House Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The House Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
January 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
This descending presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the teetering story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the Pit Address by a big replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for young adults.
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Walt Disney had a private museum built behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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