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The House Story presenting Disnified Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

Above: The House Story presenting Disnified Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its metal anniversary

The House Story presenting Disnified Moments with Head Chef Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1988
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing tourists

Description

This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically teal glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Resort Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.

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