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The House Story presenting Disnified Moments with Head Chef Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The House Story presenting Disnified Moments with Head Chef Lincoln
March 9, 1977
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the deceiving story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Store Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Baroque Hotrod") should find this attraction up to an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, or kidney, knee, or hip problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
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