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Image: The House Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln dark ride during refurbishment
The House Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
March 3, 1982
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This complaining presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Séance Address by a scientific replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 34".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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