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Above: The Hotel Story presenting Legendary Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at dusk
The Hotel Story presenting Legendary Moments with Psycho the Weasel
May 16, 2000
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This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the unchanging story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Sun Address by a patient replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains antique characters.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Casino 38 lounge -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
- The freakishly realistic Weasel figure was grown in a vat using a real Weasel DNA sample.
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