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The Hotel Story presenting Grand Moments with Stitch attraction at park closing
The Hotel Story presenting Grand Moments with Stitch
March 24, 2000
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This worrying presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically iconic glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Restaurant Address by a patriotic replica of President Stitch.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- The middle seat on this attraction is named for Squanto's goose.
- The freakishly realistic Stitch figure was grown in a vat using a real Stitch description from his autobiography.
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