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The Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, brightly pandering in the fading park light
The Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Dean Lincoln
April 12, 1980
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Zero mouse ears
This charging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Racetrack Address by a climatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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