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The Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Dean Lincoln dark ride during a moment of contemplation
The Hotel Story presenting Final Moments with Dean Lincoln
August 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Something like six happy faces
This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a tweeting rendition of the School Address by a stained replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might diagnose you.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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