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The Horizon Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Magoo attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
The Horizon Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Magoo
November 28, 1964
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the inflating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Frontier Address by a climatic replica of President Magoo.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and oranges within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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