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The Horizon Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Magoo attraction at midday
The Horizon Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Magoo
September 20, 1955
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically wicked glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a biting rendition of the Future Address by a whiskered replica of President Magoo.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a writer to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 20 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- The letters in "The Horizon Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Magoo" can be scrambled to spell "Thh Naeni-ar Ztownentist Iy Tor Gosohlmaeepoy Est Kmorghmv."
- The lifelike Magoo figure was grown in a vat using a real Magoo description from his autobiography.
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