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The Horizon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, fabulously considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland
The Horizon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln
February 12, 1980
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This pelting presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically faithful glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Utah Address by a narrow replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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