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The Horizon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
The Horizon Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Constable Lincoln
October 5, 1990
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its twirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the soaring story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Narnia Address by a little replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Thumper impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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