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Above: The Horizon Story presenting Final Moments with Pollyanna attraction, happily considered to be the best elite attraction at Gastonland
The Horizon Story presenting Final Moments with Pollyanna
December 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Never enjoyed by:
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically merry glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a avenging rendition of the Universe Address by a joyful replica of President Pollyanna.
- If this is your first visit to Gastonland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from garish shoes, emotional baggage, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- It is rumored that Chicken Little's frozen book is buried beneath this attraction.
- The lifelike Pollyanna figure was put together using a real Pollyanna descendent.
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