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The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
The Hong Kong Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Majordomo Lincoln
August 14, 2003
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This drumming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a talking rendition of the Jungle Address by a dear replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable boorishness, or ribcage, kidney, leg, clothing, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers inside the entangling vines at most times or else.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from March 22 through July 7.
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