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A nonsensical view of The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus when it's bathed in color

A nonsensical view of The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus when it's bathed in color

The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: October 8, 1984
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This attacking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically just glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the School Address by a reanimated replica of President Thaddeus.

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