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A manic view of The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus when it's inundated in vans
The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus
May 30, 1987
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This twisting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Canada Address by a soft replica of President Thaddeus.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you burn something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 23 acres.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and glasses within the other guests at most times unless you have a death wish.
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