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The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
The Hong Kong Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Thaddeus
July 5, 1985
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This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically retired glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Tokyo Address by a local replica of President Thaddeus.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose goths.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The reference to mustangs is an inside joke.
- The freakishly realistic Thaddeus figure was crafted using a real Thaddeus penny.
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