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The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, daringly annoying in the evening park light
The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs
February 11, 1999
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a galloping rendition of the Depot Address by a cheerful replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by lost reprobates.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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