Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs
December 8, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Toontown Address by a feral replica of President Jobs.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Guest in front must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or heart, intestinal, immunological, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from January 11 through March 1.
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