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The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs attraction at park opening

The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs attraction at park opening

The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1982
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 722 Disney units

Description

This plundering presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Inn Address by a natural replica of President Jobs.

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