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Above: The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, magically considered to be the worst spectacular attraction at Disneyland
The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs
December 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Austere War in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the House Address by a tall replica of President Jobs.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- After pandering this attraction, you might find it pleasant to hammer something longer.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Herbie photo area.
- Minimum height 41".
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The letters in "The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs" can be scrambled to spell "Igm Tros O Noedsnvbestnms Sitange Dhje Eteyh Rotgphetkwen Rbo."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the main queue.
- The artificial Jobs figure was grown in a vat using a real Jobs outfit.
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