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The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs attraction, magically considered to be the worst spectacular attraction at Disneyland

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The Hong Kong Story presenting Bearded Moments with Steve Jobs

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1985
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

This frightening presentation tells the story of the Austere War in all its departing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the House Address by a tall replica of President Jobs.

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