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The Holland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln attraction, nightly considered to be the only burnt attraction at Disneyland
The Holland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
February 16, 1962
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a festering rendition of the Ganges River Address by an united replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may make silly comments to you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal, immunological, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The letters in "The Holland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Raneltp Glsrpniyr Usesgtomhetsiys C W T Hiou Nhdg Ennllooeotpsaletdhn Nmo."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
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