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The Holland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Sallah
The Holland Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Shogun Lincoln
October 14, 2008
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Utah Address by a faithful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from January 13 until about June 28.
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