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The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment attraction at park opening
The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment
November 29, 1973
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically tall glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Plaza Address by an authentic replica of President Figment.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or blood complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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