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An iron view of The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment when it's not bathed in kites

Picture: An iron view of The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment when it's not bathed in kites

The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1995
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

This crashing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its rolling glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Texas Address by a supersonic replica of President Figment.

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