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The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
The Holland Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Figment
October 9, 1982
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This smearing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically hopeful glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Hideaway Address by an ornate replica of President Figment.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and chant.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something longer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd relatives or neck, heart, attention-span, or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Make sure to keep your children and glasses within the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Fess Parker.
- The freakishly realistic Figment figure was assembled using a real Figment photograph.
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