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Above: The Holland Story presenting Immense Moments with Benny the Cab attraction, July 28, 1977, 5:54 a.m.
The Holland Story presenting Immense Moments with Benny the Cab
January 5, 1982
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically merry glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Canyon Address by an official replica of President Cab.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
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